Your Professors are Lying to You

We’re a quarter of the way through the Spring semester; at this point, you should know a thing or two about your CCPA professors. But just how well do you actually know them?

We’ve compiled two truths and a lie from a few CCPA professors to test your knowledge. Can you catch the lie? Comment below.

Dr. Owen Lynch

1. I spent a summer in Mexico City as Lucha Libre (Mexican professional wrestler) my fighting name was frijol blanco. 
2. I spent a summer digging massive holes for septic tanks at the Jersey shore and my Australia friends still call me Seppo. 
3. I spent a summer traveling Europe by train with a friend from graduate school. We came back from the trip engaged and all of our friends thought  we were playing a practical joke. 

Dr. Piyawan Kelly

1. I have lived in three countries.
2. I speak three languages.
3. I have three dogs.

Dr. Doric Earle

1. I found a ancient Roman coin on the steps of the Parthenon in Greece. 
2. My family and I were thrown in jail in Honduras as suspected terrorists ( 6 year old sister, 9 year brother and me 11, in one cell) 
3. I once caught a small shark with my bare hands at Playa Del Carmen in Mexico. 

Dr. Chris Salinas

1. I can juggle.
2. When I was a kid I saw a UFO while on a campout.
3. I’ve never been to Disney World.

Professor Steve Lee

1. I watched Ozzy Osborne snort a line of black ants
2. I received a traffic ticket for ”lack of peripheral vision” because of my large afro
3. I saw Jimi Hendrix at a party wearing a striped three-piece suit and carrying a briefcase

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